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Eva thinks being a grad student is the toughest job ever, but I know of one that, in the short-term, is tougher. Holy crap, is it hot enough for you? Ha ha ha, that's such a funny line. Oh wait, I just got an email. Hey, it's from Kokayi Gamba! He writes: You may be surprise to receive this letter from me, since you don't know me personally; I am KOKAYI GAMBA the first son of KOKAYI MOYO who was recently murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe. Whoa, that sounds serious. I am writing this letter to request your assistance and confidentiality to handle a transfer of fund into a Foreign account and I decided to write you,my late father was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers murdered in cold blood by the agents of the ruling Government of President Robert Mugabe, for his alleged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition party controlled by the white minority, Before my fathers death, he has taken to Johannesburg and deposited the sum of Twelve Million United State Dollars ($12 million)with a Security and Finance Company as if he foreseen the looming danger in Zimbabwe. This money was allocated for the purchase of new Machinery and chemical products for Agro allied farm and for the establishment of new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland. These land problems arose when President Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act that wholly affected the rich white farmers, and the blacks vehemently condemned the "mods operandi" adopted by the government. This resulted to rampant Killings and mob action by the war veterans and some political thugs,precisely more than three thousands(3,000)people have so far been killed. Oh, sorry, I got distracted. What was that about the money? Heads of government from the west, especially Britain and United States have voiced their condemnation of Mugabe's plans. Subsequently, South Africa Development Community (S.A.D.C) has continuously supported Mugabe's new land act, it is against this background that my entire family who are currently residing in South Africa have decided to transfer my father's money into a foreign account. As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are tactically freezing our family's wealth and South Africa government seem to be playing along with them. I am faced with the dilemma of investing this money in South Africa for the fear of encountering the same experience in the future,since both countries have the same political history. More so, The South Africa Foreign Exchange policy does not allow such investment, Hence I am seeking for political asylum in The Netherlands.As a business person whom I entrusted my future and that of my family into his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessarily matter. For your assistance,we are offering you 15% of the sum 80% for me and my family, while 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that we may incurred during this transaction.We wish to invest our money on commercial properties based on your advice. Oh wow! They're dancing! And singing! Finally, I will demand for assurance that you will not sit on the money when it gets to the account you are going to provide in your country. If this proposal is accepted by you, please confirm by you sending me an email. Thank you and God bless you. What? Oh right, sure thing, man! Send me the money! 3:47 PM , # , \|