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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
How to Die
Here's what people had to say about how they'd like to face the end:
Dave:
In battle! Qapla'!!!
/klingon dorkiness...
In truth, I would rather die after a party. Preferably a birthday party just to round up numbers (i'm weird that way). Any party where you're surrounded by friends, smiling, laughing, recalling stories. Afterwards when the party dies down, you're with your closest friends, just relaxing... Finally, everyone goes to sleep and when morning comes you're gone.
Clara:
Some sort of high profile event where I save someone by throwing myself in the way of a bullet.Someone will yell 'Nooo!' and cradles me in their lap. As I drift away I’ll tell everyone not to cry for me, I had a great life and everyone should embrace life everyday. Later they'll make it into a movie and I’ll be played by Drew Barrymore. And she'll win an Oscar for it and in her speech she'll thank me.
Maria:
I'll die having a magnificent orgasm that makes my heart stop.
Chip:
I think I'd like to go in one of two ways, the GAP explosion detailed in my three month plan. Or by jumping out of a plane or off a high building. Something that would allow me to know what it's like to be able to fly, and which would allow me to make a huge mess.
Eva:
I think I'd prefer to pass out drunk and happy, and just never gain consciousness. It wouldn't look very good in the speeches at the funeral, where everyone would sort of skirt around that fact that I passed out drunk, but that's not my problem anymore, is it?
Ice Queen:
I've decided to fake my death and abscond with the insurance money.
My fake death will involve drowning at sea, but I actually have scuba equipment stowed nearby and swim away to safety on an island somewhere. An island with a five star resort. Where my insurance money will be anonymously deposited. Somehow. Quit looking at me like that, I don't have all the details figured out yet.
Christie:
I would kill myself by eating a room full of bananas (with chocolate and peanut butter) until eventually...I just drop dead.
I would also have mini cameras set up around the room, documenting the whole event. It would be a reality tv show where the viewing public have to guess how many bananas it would take...
Bob Saget will be the host.
Tomorrow: After you're dead!
10:42 PM
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