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Thursday, November 18, 2004
Perfect Dirty Words
Today's challenge is to take two relatively innocent words and combine them in a dirty way. A good example of this is:
JUICY SLIT
All entries will be judged. 5 points will be awarded for technical and 5 for style and wit for a grand total of TEN possible points. The winner will receive nothing but the respect and admiration of the galactic citizenry.
Dig in!
SCORES:
IQ: Bouncy Beef
Technical:2 + Style:3 = 5/10
More silly than dirty, alliteration is fine but otherwise structurally unremarkable.
Armchair: Rear-load packer.
Technical: 3 + Style: 2 = 5/10
Gained half a point for hypenation, stylistically awkward.
Maria: Happy Camper
Technical: 0 + Style: 1 = 1/10
Not at all dirty, common phrase lacks technical merit, sympathy style point for showing up.
RobotJohnny: Cockle drippings
Technical: 3 + Style: 1 = 4/10
COCKLE DRIPPINGS?
victor immature: Shacking Up
Technical: 2 + Style: 1 = 3/10
If you've ever shacked up, you know there's very little about it that's "dirty".
Dave: squirting sausages
Technical: 4 + Style: 4 = 8/10
The more I think about it, the worse it gets.
salty milkshake
Technical: 3 + Style: 4 = 7/10
The kind the prophets drank.
fleshy spear
Technical: 4 + Style: 4 = 8/10
Is that your fleshy spear, or are you just happy to see me?
Ok, Dave wins, hands down. As for Maria, I can't even believe that you tried to defend Happy Camper! There is nothing dirty about that phrase in any context. Just for that, you have to be the Blamblog butler for a month. Get to work!
1:12 PM
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