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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
This is The End
 Okay, your three months are up. Now it's time to kick the bucket. But you get to choose the way you check out.
For me, this wouldn't be a bad way to go:
I'd get to do one last cardio fitness class: the grooviest, toughest class with the best instructor, crowd and pumping music. Just as the class reaches it's peak and we're going flat out and the endorphins are flowing -- probably to the Journey song Any Way You Want It -- I would get splatted into oblivion by a giant, iron fly-swatter.
Let's hear it, what's a good way to die?
2:00 AM
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