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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Booze Context
My dad was shocked -- shocked -- to read that I experienced episodes of drunkeness when I was sixteen (in a town where the legal drinking age is eight):
What's with Brett getting drunk, "really drunk" when he was 16. Where were his parents? Where did this happen? Who suppplied the "booze"? What was his excuse for his hang over? All things .. considered I think he should reconsider ..this revelation in big-time blogland.
Of course, looking back on the times I boozed it up that year, it was all quite innocent:
Drunk #1:
A fellow lifeguard invited me over for dinner and cooked me steak and served me a can of Blue to have with my meal. I drank three cans and wound up completely looped. That was the first time I ever got "drunk". The lifeguard took me to the pool so the other lifeguards could see me drunk. Everyone rejoiced.
Lesson learned: I'm a happy drunk.
Drunk #2:
A few days after Drunk #1, the lifeguards decided to celebrate with a sleepover party. We watched some mid-80s horror flicks and Eddie Murphy: Delirious and went swimming at midnight. The girls mixed pina coladas but I didn't even get buzzed.
Lesson learned: You can't plan a good drunk.
Drunk #3:
On the last weekend of the summer, Dickson, Lou & I landed a six-pack of Blue. We were disappointed that we had so few beers, but Dickson was convinced that we'd get drunk if we drank it through straws. I ended up getting sick and haven't been able to drink Blue since.
Lesson learned: Blue sucks
Drunk #4:
Pete's parents went away for Hallowe'en and we had a small party at his place and drank his dad's vodka and rye. I discovered that some people do some pretty weird things when they drink. The next morning I experience my first hangover, but Salvador with James Woods helped me through it.
Lesson learned: if you drink your parents' booze, simply replace it with water!
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In other news, Kat needs a date for prom. Too bad this guy is taken.
10:29 AM
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