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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
A Powerful Mind
Dundas & Gladstone
 NEIL: Hey, you should be careful when you're out in the neighbourhood. I heard that Fergus, the Ultra-telepathic Cat, is back ... and he's looking for you.
BLAMB: But it was just beginning to feel like spring! I'm not going to stay inside just to avoid some annoying cat.
NEIL: Well, I'm just warning y...
 FERGUS: HELLO!!!
BLAMB: AHHH!!! MY HEAD!!!!
NEIL: Your ultra-telepathy is too loud!
FERGUS: YOUR PUNY HUMAN MINDS ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE ULTRA-TELEPATHY!!!
BLAMB: [crying] My brain feels like it's about to explode!
FERGUS: HA HA HA HA HA! HA!
NEIL: Stop it ... please ....
FERGUS: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR BOTH OF YOU!
BLAMB: Why?
FERGUS: I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING DISTURBING! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
NEIL: Not at this intensity.
FERGUS: I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THINKS THAT YOU ARE IDIOTS! BOTH OF YOU!
 BLAMB: Why? What did we do?
FERGUS: NOTHING!!! HA HA HA!!!
NEIL: Then why do they think we're idiots?
FERGUS: I HAVE BEEN PLANTING THAT THOUGHT IN THEIR HEADS ... USING ULTRA-TELEPATHY!!! HA HA HA HA!!! HA!
BLAMB: You'll never get away with this!
FERGUS: YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? PUNCH ME? WILL YOU USE VIOLENCE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM LIKE A TYPCAL HUMAN?
BLAMB: Well, no.
FERGUS: HA HA HA HA! YOU ARE WEAK! HA!
NEIL: You may be able to control minds, but you'll never break the human spirit.
BLAMB: Yeah, people will see through your little charade sooner or later.
FERGUS: NO THEY WON'T. WATCH THIS.
RANDOM PASSER-BY: Hey, you guys are idiots!
FERGUS: HA HA HA HA HA! HA!
BLAMB: Ok, ok. We get the point. What are your terms? What do you want?
FERGUS: I DON'T THINK YOU"VE HAD TIME TO FULLY DIGEST THE TRUE SCOPE OF MY POWER. SUFFER FOR A BIT, THEN HEAR MY TERMS.
Fergus darted into an alley and disappeared.
NEIL: What are we going to do? What happens if I go to the Duff and people start yelling "idiot" at me?
BLAMB: Don't worry, I know someone who can help us out ....
1:34 AM
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