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Sunday, May 08, 2005
State of Crap
Glencoe, Ontario
Merv took me to see a large snapping turtle she found earlier in the day.
 MERV: What kind of car is that?
BLAMB: It's a Toyota. The rental company keeps trying to pawn off GM models on me, but I specifically ask for non-GM models.
MERV: Why?
BLAMB: GM cars are freakish. They're not logically designed; I can't stand them. There are articles in the US papers this weekend reporting that GM is in financial difficulty and they're blaming the situation on everything except the fact that their cars are complete crud.
MERV: There's the spot where the turtle was. It's gone now.
 BLAMB: Yeah, it probably didn't hang around after you and the dogs disturbed it. Ugh, that water stinks.
MERV: I read on your blog that you're not excited about the new Star Wars movie.
BLAMB: They're trying to generate buzz by getting people like Kevin Smith to rave about it and claiming Speilberg cried during the movie. I trust Speilberg's opinion of a Star Wars movie about as much as I'd trust the Olsen Twins with my laundry.
MERV: So what's going on back in Toronto?
 BLAMB: They're still boycotting Blue Man Group.
MERV: Yeah?
BLAMB: I didn't even know that Blue Man Group performed at theatres. I thought they were some sort of Wal*Mart touring gimmick and only performed in their stores. I didn't think it was supposed to be something serious.
MERV: You're thinking of STOMP.
BLAMB: They're not at Wal*Mart.
MERV: Sure they are.
BLAMB: No, they're in those trailers for THX or Dolby. If there was any justice in this universe, some alien superbeing would force STOMP and Blue Man Group to fight to the death. Actually, they could throw in Lord of the Dance for good measure.
MERV: It's a sunny day!
BLAMB: It sure is!
11:57 PM
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