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Sunday, June 26, 2005
Return of the Blamblog
Yonge Street - Pride Parade
 Neil and Jan looked like they'd seen a ghost.
JAN: It's you!
NEIL: When we heard about Alice, we'd feared the worst! We didn't know if you were alive or dead or kidnapped or what ...
BLAMB: A little bit of 'all of the above'.
NEIL: What happened?
BLAMB: Well, it's quite a story ...
Whenever I say, "Well, it's quite a story," people's eyes start to glaze over, but I continued anyways.
BLAMB: Alice's death sent me on the adventure of a lifetime and I discovered the secrets of one of history's greatest lost treasures. The last few weeks have been startling and frightening. And I helped save the planet from complete destruction. Again.
 JAN: Get out!
NEIL: Did you find out what happened to Alice?
BLAMB: I found out all of the answers ... and now, I can tell the world. I can tell the world the truth.
JAN: Never mind the world, tell us!
BLAMB: Well, hang on, we have to go back to the beginning ... to the day Alice was killed ...
 Earlier that day, Alice had taken a mysterious phone call.
CECILE: Alice, I am afraid!
ALICE: Where are you?
CECILE: Alice, there are people following me! Strange people ...
ALICE: Calm down. Where are you?
CECILE: I don't think they followed me here.
ALICE: Cecile, tell me where you are!
CECILE: Wait. Oh my! ... you'll never believe who is here. [speaking off the phone] Hello! Hello! How are you? I want to ...
 There were some shuffling noises on the phone. Then, nothing.
ALICE: Cecile? Cecile?
Alice could hear the sounds of a crowd of people coming from the phone, but no Cecile. Alice started to run, still shouting into the phone.
ALICE: CECILE? Can you hear me.
A hundred metres below, Cecile's body lay lifeless.
11:10 PM
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