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Thursday, July 28, 2005
Found
 Just leaving The Louvre ...
Sharky looked uncomfortable. He stopped.
SHARKY: I have to take a leak.
BLAMB: I'll wait out here. Maybe I'll get a drink.
SHARKY: You don't have to go, too?
BLAMB: I'm ok.
SHARKY: You're sure?
BLAMB: Just go! I'll wait right here.
Sharky looked nervous.
SHARKY: Ok ... be careful.
Sharky went into the loo and I stood and waited. Suddenly, I saw my sister up by the entrance. She waved. I walked towards her.
 BLAMB: That's funny, I wonder how she found me? [walks over] Hey, what's up?
She grabbed me by the throat and the voice that hissed at me wasn't hers. It's was Quon'dar.
QUON'DAR: I told you to wait at the hotel!
BLAMB: [ choking ] I ... had ... to ....
Quon'dar started marching me towards the exit.
QUON'DAR: Go back to the hotel and wait like I told you to! Don't you see it? That shark is using you. Don't you know who he is?
BLAMB: [ choking ] I ... have ... to ...
 QUON'DAR: Tell me where Glume is. I will speak to him myself. Do as I tell you. Alice would still be alive if she'd listened to me ...
CLONK!
Quon'dar slumped. Sharky had clubbed him over the head with a brick. People around us reacted to the sight of a Great White Shark clubbing a young woman over the head with a brick.
BYSTANDER #1: The terrorists!
SHARKY: Let's get outta here!
1:00 AM
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