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Tuesday, July 26, 2005
A Message in Stone
Continued from last time ...
The Louvre
I was following Sharky McFinn through the halls of the Louvre.
BLAMB: I don't get it, what do George Lucas and Harrison Ford have to do with this place? What's the connection?
SHARKY: You'll see! It's amazing. I can't believe it.
BLAMB: You keep saying that ...
We passed by a crowd waiting to see the Mona Lisa.
 SHARKY: See, see, look at her. She knows what's going on. What do you know about George Lucas?
BLAMB: He's a hack, seduced by the dark side of technology.
SHARKY: What do you know about George Lucas and the Knights Templar?
BLAMB: Knights Templar! If you're going to tell me that people are getting killed and we're running from the cops in Paris because of a bunch of loony conspiracy theories, I'm catching the first plane home.
SHARKY: George Lucas is obsessed with the Knights Templar. His films are chock full of Templar references. The Jedi. Remember how the Jedi are killed in Ep III? That's based on what happened to the Templar.
BLAMB: So?
SHARKY: Well, when we unlocked the code, it all made sense.
BLAMB: None of this makes sense.
SHARKY: But it does! I think these clues are leading us towards the greatest treasure the Templar ever possessed!
BLAMB: What? A DVD version of Star Wars where Han shoots first?
SHARKY: That's why we're here, LOOK!
 BLAMB: Big deal. It's an old Eygyptian stone tablet.
SHARKY: The Tablet of Hoth!
BLAMB: It's not called that! Hoth is the ice planet in Empire Strikes Back.
SHARKY: Like I said, Lucas sprinkled Templar references through his work. Dagobah, for example, is a reference to King Dagobert.
BLAMB: But the label doesn't call it the "Tablet of Hoth".
SHARKY: Of course not. No one has ever been able to make sense of this tablet. Well, almost no one.
BLAMB: You know someone who can decipher it?
SHARKY: I do. And he's living RIGHT IN THIS CITY!
1:37 PM
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