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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
The Slip
Eiffel Tower
Sharky and I stepped off the elevator. The police who had gathered backed off. One of them approached us.
CAPTAIN HEUREUX: Pardon, Monsieur CNBC. I'm am Captain Heureux. We are tracking a fugitive murderer ... it is very important that we find this person.
BLAMB: Um. Yeah?
CAPTAIN HEUREUX: You are not here because of this situation?
BLAMB: Um. No. I'm just checking out the view.
The Captain looked puzzled.
CAPTAIN HEUREUX: Very good, sir. We must get back to this. The fugitive must not be allowed to escape.
BLAMB: Um. Okay. Good luck.
 We caught the second elevator to the ground.
SHARKY: Well, I can't give you five stars on your crap performance, but we made it.
BLAMB: Why didn't they stop us?
SHARKY: They had you confused with someone else.
BLAMB: Monsieur CNBC?
SHARKY: Yeah, whoever the hell that is. We've got to move, it won't be long until they figure out their mistake.
 Sharky & I caught a train in the RER station.
BLAMB: We have to get to an internet cafe.
SHARKY: What for?
BLAMB: We need help.
I need help.
SHARKY: No, there's no time. We have to get to the Louvre.
BLAMB: Why do we need to go THERE?
11:40 PM
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