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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Nature's X-treme Wonder Presents ...
Brad Pitt picked up the phone. Director Doug Liman was on the other end of the line.
 BRAD PITT THE LION: Hello?
DOUG LIMAN THE BUNNY: Brad, baby, how's it hangin'?
PITT: Wasssss'up?
LIMAN: Man, I know you've been looking for a project to work on with wifey. I have just the thing.
PITT: Fo' shizzle?
LIMAN: It's a film about a husband and wife, right? You play the hubby, Jenn plays wifey, right? Except you're a hitman and she's a hitwoman ... AND YOU'VE BOTH BEEN HIRED TO KNOCK OFF ONE ANOTHER! RIGHT? RIGHT?
PITT: Whoah ... she's not preggers! Who told you that?
LIMAN: Knock off, man.
PITT: I dunno ... what if the subject of the movie influences reality and we really do get hired to rub each other out?
LIMAN: Huh?
PITT: It's a dangerous plot, man.
LIMAN: It's glorious! It writes itself!
PITT: Did you know that Jenn once wore that Princess Leia bikini outfit for that Ross guy?
LIMAN: What Ross guy?
PITT: That guy she used to date. She's never worn that thing for me.
 LIMAN: Ask her. She'd do it. Right?
PITT: Did Ross have to ask her? Me and that guy are so different, man ... he's so cerebral. I think she misses that, she misses having a guy who stimulates her mind.
LIMAN: Dude, he's just a character on some lame sitcom.
PITT: That bikini is so sexy ... I'm thinking of it now.
LIMAN: We could write a scene into the script where she wears the Star Wars bikini!
PITT: I shouldn't have to ask, man. Not good enough, shouldn't have to ask.
LIMAN: Okay. What if we get some other actor to play the wife while you and Jenn work your shit out?
PITT: Like who?
LIMAN: How about that Nicole Richie chick? She's not a fatty anymore.
PITT: Do it.
Previously on WSAR ...
12:41 PM
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