blamblog
About

happycreature[at]gmail[dot[com]

[ BLAMBLOG ]
Ed Locke's Grandpa
Happy Creature
Ms. Johnson


www.flickr.com
This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from blamb. Make your own badge here.

[ PILOTS! ]

Azerbic
BlaggBlog
Cityrag
Clusterfuck Nation
Daily Muse
Dead Robot
democraticSPACE
Enter the Chapel
estrojenn
50 Most
Finn's Space
John Gushue
Panopticist
Patrick Byck
PezGirl
Simple Splendor
Raspberry Sundae
TBIT

[ A-TEAM ]
AllThingsChristie & BWE
Bill Doskoch
Circadian Shift
Daily Dose
Davezilla
Dooce
Jett Superior
Kitty Bukkake
Sugarmama
Tony Pierce


[ TORONTO ROCKS ]
Accordion Guy
Alan Hunt
Andrew Spicer
Angie McKaig
armchair garbageman
Bacon and Eh's
BlogTO
Bored Astronaut
Cellar Dweller
Chip Tijuana
Chromewaves
Clara*
Consolation Champs
Biker Chick
Dave Howard
Day in the Life
Digifox
Easternblog
freckle stof
Help!
Ice Queen
indigoblog
JBWarehouse
Liz Vang
Luminescent
Lunerose
Maria
Marmalade
moot point
Nug
Photojunkie
Pony
Pshaw
Radio Weisblogg
Raymi
Riri's Braindump
RobotJohnny
Sally McKay
Sarah Pengelly
Secret Storm
ShanghaiM
Squiddity
Ultrablog
United Bingdom
wainbows
Warren Kinsella
Zoilus

[ ALL IN THE FAMILY ]
Merv!
Dad!
Gillian
Kevin!

[ ORGANIZIZED ]
GTA Bloggers
TorontoComic Jam

[ BEACHCOMBERS ]
Confessions of a Monkey
Good, Matthew
Good, Jennifer
Ian King
Jeff Merritt

[ GOTHAM CITY ]
Explananda
Lindsayism
My Blog is Poop
Rocketboom
Yoon!

[ ST. ELSEWHERE ]
Blogebrity
blogumentary
Brett Lamb: Oz
Bunny McIntosh
Dust My Broom
elanamatic
Fred the Blog
Go Fug Yourself
Grrrl Meets World
James Bow
Little Lioness
72hrchik
SKSmith
Shelly
Skillzy
Tom Tomorrow

[ 6 O'CLOCK NEWS ]
boing boing
Cursor
Drawn!
Fark
Garlicster
Metafilter
Plastic
The Register
SciFi Daily
Sexblogs
Slashdot
Space.com
The Smoking Gun
Zeropaid

[ CARTOONS ]
Corrigan
Children
of the Atom
Fiona Smyth
Maakies
MacKay
MNFTIU.cc
Secret Lair
Smell of Steve

[ VARIETY HOUR ]
B3TA
Hoogerbrugge
Milk & Cookies
Mumbleboy
Onion
Rathergood
XE

[ RERUNS ]

[ 2005 ]
JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
APRIL
MAY
JUNE
JULY
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER

OCTOBER

[ 2004 ]
MAY
JUNE
JULY
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER

[ 2002 ]

[ 2003 ]

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Tower


The Eiffel Tower

I arrived back at the tower, hopped a fence and snuck up the staircase. I climbed and climbed and my lungs burned and my legs wobbled, but I kept going. Winded and sore, I reached the top level. There, I smashed the window to the small lounge Eiffel had reserved for entertainging guests. There, behind a panel, I found the vial that contained the location of the Ark in Paris.

The vial was marked THX 1138.

QUON'DAR: Excellent. I didn't think you'd get this far.

BLAMB: Damn you, Quon'dar! You knew the location of this thing the whole time!

SHARKY: Hell, everybody knew. I did.

BLAMB: Sharky! You're alive!

SHARKY: No thanks to this jerk.

He nodded backwards towards the railing. Dr. Glume was perched there.

BLAMB: Well if everybody knew where this was the whole time, why all the shenanigans?

QUON'DAR: Nobody knows the code. I thought the answer would be revealed as you figured out the clues.

BLAMB: Bloody hell ... do you know what I've been through? And what the hell happened to Alice?

QUON'DAR: She knew the risks.

BLAMB: Damn you and yoru risks, you slimey alien freak!

QUON'DAR: You know the code, don't you? If you guess wrong, that vial is designed to destroy the contents.

BLAMB: I know it.

SHAKRY: Whatever you're gonna do, you'd better do it quicky.

I looked over the railing. A swarm of dark figures were climbing up the tower's exterior. These were the ones who killed Alice ...

BLAMB: Who are they?

SHARKY: Aw, crap! Open it.

QUON'DAR: Quickly!

GLUME: It is mine, whatever is revealed belongs to me!

QUON'DAR: My mission is to retrieve the machine. You will not be able to stop me.

SHARKY: Fellas, fella! Let's talk cash on the barrel. My investors are prepared to pony up a lotta dough to ...

GLUME: Shut up, you!

Everyone argued. The dark figures closed in. Quon'dar and Glume started shoving and Sharky started shrieking. The secret was there, waiting to be opened. Quon'dar started squeezing Glume's shoulders, crushing his bones. The figures appeared at the railing ... I saw their faces and my brain seized up with fear.

I did the only thing I could ...
 

1:27 AM , # ,

|


Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com

, # ,

|