Get Him

London, Ontario



BLAMB: Dickson is trying to get to the special secret place to get the special stuff. We've got to stop him.



DICKSON: I'm going to win and get the special stuff!



DICKSON: This drink will help.



ARTHUR: He's going to win! We'd better call the police.

BLAMB: I will call them on my cellular telephone!



DISPATCH: CALLING ALL CARS! CALLING ALL CARS! STOP DICKSON! SHOOT HIM WITH YOUR SONIC RAY BEAMS!

DICKSON: I need to find the special place before I get caught.

His cellular telephone rings.

BLAMB: Hello. Is this Dickson?

DICKSON: Yeah.

BLAMB: We're going to stop you! You'll never get to the mall where they keep the special stuff.

DICKSON: THE MALL!

BLAMB:That is what I just said.

DICKSON: Now I know where the secret special stuff is!

BLAMB: What?

DICKSON: You told me!

BLAMB: NO!

DICKSON: Ha ha!

BLAMB: You won't be laughing when the police arrest you and put you into jail!

DICKSON hangs up.



DICKSON: Now I have the special stuff! I WIN!

 

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