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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Slow Ride to Back to the Beginning of the Future
Union Station, Toronto
 Over the holidays, Caroline & I took the train to London ...
BLAMB: PEANUTS! WHERE ARE THE PEANUTS???
CAROLINE: Are you okay?
BLAMB: I WANT PEANUTS! NOT MINI-PRETZELS!
CAROLINE: I think you need to calm down.
BLAMB: [ starts to cry ] Peanuts. I only want a tiny, little packet of peanuts!
CAROLINE: You're making a scene!
 BLAMB: Peeeee-nuts ... [ sob ]
CAROLINE: Relax ...
BLAMB: Peeee ... [ sob ] nuts.
CAROLINE: Relax. Relax.
BLAMB: Sorry. I think I was just hit with a spell of 'train rage'.
CAROLINE: Train rage?
BLAMB: Or maybe something milder. Train discomfort. Train distress. Train drain ...
 CAROLINE: You don't want the people who read your blog to see you like this.
BLAMB: Nobody reads my blog. [ sob ] I want peanuts.
CAROLINE: How is your blog?
BLAMB: You would know if you read it.
CAROLINE: I would, wouldn't I?
BLAMB: Well, it's about to become a whole new blog!
 CAROLINE: A whole, new blog ...
BLAMB: One day, it's just going to change and 'boom', it'll all be different and new. It's going to be glorious.
CAROLINE: Yeah?
BLAMB: Yeah. I'm consolidating all of the changes from the past year.
CAROLINE: That's nice.
BLAMB: You don't care.
CAROLINE: I don't care.
 BLAMB: Don't you see?
CAROLINE: I don't see.
BLAMB: Don't you see that a new blog will only bring me more internet glory? It will increase my power and spread my story.
CAROLINE: That was terrible rhyming.
BLAMB: That's okay, it's a hurdle I'm climbing.
CAROLINE: It's not your jokes, it's your timing.
BLAMB: You want to complain?
 CAROLINE: I can't. We're on the train.
BLAMB: Maybe you should ... oh, um, er ...
CAROLINE: Maybe I will check in on your blog sometime. Do you ever write about anything interesting?
BLAMB: I write about everything interesting!
CAROLINE: Star Trek and stuff like that. Do you ever write about anything else?
BLAMB: I think I'll write about how I couldn't get a damn pack of peanuts on this train!
12:06 PM
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