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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

A Drinking Box Too Far

The Danforth

We were supposed to be reviewing chicken wings for Maria's blog ...

SHARKY: Oh yeah, oh baby, oh yeah, oh baby ...

ANTONIA: Has he been drinking?

BLAMB: Yeah. He's drunk again.

SHARKY: I had a little wine.

BLAMB: From a drinking box.

ANTONIA: Drinking box wine? Ew.

SHARKY: Big deal.

BLAMB: It was a litre-sized drinking box. He drank the whole thing on the subway.

SHARKY: So what? You've got a pint in front of you.

BLAMB: I've had two sips.

SHARKY: You don't think I can handle my booze?

MARIA: This isn't a party. We're just checking out the wings.

SHARKY: I'll drink you under the table, buddy. Right now! Set 'em up!

MARIA: Mr. Sharky. Just relax.

SHARKY: I'm cool. Don't worry, I'm not drunk. It's good.

ANTONIA: Great ... So 'This is Wonderland' was cancelled and ...

SHARKY: Hold on! I want Blamb to put up or shut up. Vodka!

MARIA: What?

BLAMB: I'm not doing shots with you.

ANTONIA: You're making a scene.

SHARKY: I'm not drunk, I'm just buzzin'.

ANTONIA: Then calm down and enjoy it.

SHARKY: I am calm. None of you freakin' understand me! You don't GET me!

ANTONIA: We "get" that you're being loud and annoying.

SHARKY: [ hork! spit! ] There! If I spit on your food, is that annoying?

ANTONIA: What the ... ?

BLAMB: You just spit on her wings!

SHARKY: I spit on your small minds. You don't have my perspective on life, you don't do meditation!

MARIA: What are you talking about?!

SHARKY: You're all freakin' blind! Blind to the world ...

ANTONIA: This is your boyfriend?

MARIA: He's not like this.

SHARKY: Boyfriend? You don't know me! None of you know me!

MARIA: I didn't know that you were such a hot-head.

SHARKY: You think I need you? There are plenty of fish in the sea. You're smothering me!

ANTONIA: You should leave.

MARIA: Sharky, cut it out!

SHARKY: Enjoy your wings. I'm gonna find my own party.

MARIA: Don't bother calling me.

SHARKY: Whatever ... I'm sick of this scene. I'm outta here!

Sharky left the pub.