Life is a Hangover, I Want to Ride it All Night Long

Dufferin Mall

Sharky limped to the Duff for a morning coffee ...

COFFEE GUY: Hey, did you catch LOST last night?

SHARKY: I was out.

COFFEE GUY: You look terrible.

SHARKY: I feel terrible.

COFFEE GUY: Hungover again?

SHARKY: Just give me my goddamn coffee.

COFFEE GUY: That's the third time this week.

SHARKY: Shut up.

COFFEE GUY: Wow, you're really bad, eh?

SHARKY: Hey! What's that?

COFFEE GUY: Coffee.

SHARKY: I don't want medium. Make it extra large. I need the juice.



COFFEE GUY: As your bartender, I gotta tell you that this doesn't look good.

SHARKY: I just got caught in a party cycle. It'll pass.

COFFEE GUY: More like a party spiral.

SHARKY: I'm on top of it. I'm not paying you to be my shrink.

COFFEE GUY: You're not paying me at all.

SHARKY: I leave tips.

COFFEE GUY: You dropped a nickel in the cup!

SHARKY:Fine. Complain.

COFFEE GUY: Whatever ... do what you want.

SHARKY: You're advice sucks. Stick to Shakespeare, buddy ...

 

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