Sharky's Wild Night

Downtown

BLAMB: You're already drunk? We're not even there yet.

SHARKY: I'm not drunk.

BLAMB: You stink like vodka.

SHARKY: Just warming up.

BLAMB: If you embarass yoruself, you're on your own.

SHARKY: Yeah. Listen to you. You're not my mom.

BLAMB: Ok, we're here.


When Sharky and I arrived at Maria's party last week, he was already half-way completely soused. And I was getting tired of his drunken antics ...

SHARKY: Where's Maria?

BLAMB: That's why you wanted to tag along! You want to hit on her again!

SHARKY: We got a thing goin' on. You can't stop it, it's like a runaway train!





SHARKY: Hey dude, play 'Band on the Run'! Holy crap, who ate all the freakin' chips?



SHARKY: LADIES! Come on, pour me another. Oh yeah! That's the stuff!



SHARKY: Hey Rannie, is it me or is this room freakin' spinning right round like a record, baby? Oh, there's Maria ... aaaaggggghhhttt ....



Warm and safe, Sharky thought of all the fun friends he made at ... whaaaa? .... OH MY GOD!

 

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