Unexpected Meeting

Ottawa

Sharky jabbered into his cell as he crossed the frozen ground at Parliament Hill.

SHARKY: I'm late for my meeting. I gotta go.

LILY SMITSON: Buy me some flowers!

SHARKY: I'm in Ottawa. It's winter. Where the hell am I going to find flowers?

SMITSON: Sharky! I want flowers!

SHARKY: Who am I? The flower-buying shark guy? I'll get you chocolate.

SMITSON: Flowers!

SHARKY: I'll get you some tea.

SMITSON: Sharky? Do you love me?

SHARKY: WHAT?

SMITSON: I love you.

SHARKY: We've only had two dates.

SMITSON: I just know.

SHARKY: Um. Right. We can discuss it when I get back.

SMITSON: When you get back with flowers, right?

SHARKY: We'll see.

SMITSON: Sharky, say you love me.

SHARKY: I ... er ... oh, I'm here, gotta go! [ click ]

Sharky entered the American Embassy. He was taken to an office where a familiar face greeted him.

SHARKY: Well, I never thought I'd see you again.

 

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