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Monday, March 06, 2006

The Movie Experience

2 - Meet the Director

After the preview screening of Rhinoceros Eyes, we went over to Hemingways to meet the film's director, Aaron Woodley (above, left) and the film's star, TOR!

Jen & Eva were awed by the atmosphere as they entered the bar. Jamie kept a close eye on Sharky.

SHARKY: Hey man, I liked the scene when you went to the bar. I love bars.

TOR: uuuhhh hhhuuuuuaaauuu ...

SHARKY: I need a drink right now. Do you want a drink?

TOR: wwuuuuuaaaahhhh ooouuuu ...

SHARKY: I'm gonna take that as a 'yes'.

TOR: uuuuhhh...hoooooommm.

SHAKRY: I'll make it a double.

Veronica Verkley (above, left) created the models used in the film's stop motion animation sequences.

SHARKY: Oh yeah, I love a massage! Don't stop.

VERKLEY: I'm just measuring you ...

SHARKY: What? Hey, don't get any crazy ideas!

VERKLEY: Have you ever considered modelling as a career option?

SHARKEY: [ gulp ]

Meanwhile ...

WOODLEY: Did you like the film? Do you have any questions?

MARIA: I have a question ... have you seen my mitt?

WOODLEY: Um ... no, I haven't seen your mitt.

MARIA: I lost it in a taxi. This one is lonely without it.

WOODLEY: Why don't you just knit a replacement?

MARIA: It couldn't replace it, it could only succeed it ... [!!! BONUS STAR TREK QUOTE!!!]

H5N1: Hey, everybody! Sorry I'm late!

KEVIN: It's H5N1! The famous bird flu virus!

SHARKY: What the hell are you doing here?

H5N1: I've been spending my time spreading across the world. I need a beer.

SHARKY: Do you infect sharks?

H5N1: Naw, right now I'm working on my human to human transmission skills. Bloody tough nut to crack.

SHARKY: What's the point?

H5N1: The point? Baby, look at me, and tell me what you see!

SHARKY: Have I seen the best of you yet?

H5N1: Give me time and I'll make you forget the rest.

SHARKY: But you're not going to live forever.

H5N1: Then baby, REMEMBER MY NAME!

I have passes for tomorrow night's preview screening. Email happycreature[at]gmail[dot]com if you'd like some.

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