My Other Blog is a Lexus

London, Ontario

Merv & I were driving back from visiting Lou's ...

MERV: Your blog has jumped the shark!

BLAMB: My blog has jumped the shark!

MERV: It must be a relief. There's less pressure to post.

BLAMB: I never felt pressure.

MERV: But you have fewer readers to nag you.

BLAMB: I never had readers.

MERV: You should do what I do and post pictures.

BLAMB: I could ... it just seems that this crisis of the blog is leading somewhere. It's a sign, I just gotta figure out what it all means.

MERV: A lot of people are quitting their blogs right now. You could always quit.

BLAMB: I'd just start again.

MERV: Well, get rid of the black background.

BLAMB: I'll redesign once I've figured things out.

MERV: Do you even like your blog anymore?

BLAMB: I love my blog! I'm just not in love with my blog ...

MERV: That's sad.

BLAMB: There was a time when I used to care.

MERV: You can never go home ...

But then, there in the middle of that empty suburban street, it hit me like a ten tonne pile of lightning bolts.

BLAMB: [ lightbulb blinks on ] But of course!

MERV: Huh?

BLAMB: It's so clear, it's so easy. You can go home! You can go home!

MERV: I just said you couldn't.

BLAMB: But you can.

MERV: No you can't.

BLAMB: The time has come to go back!

MERV: Back?

BLAMB: BACK!!! To the FUTURE!!!

 

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