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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Challenge

Here's a challenge, if you're up to it:

Take a song with 'obscene' lyrics and transform it into a 'nice' song about your pets. I have a dog named Zack and a cat named Chloe and here's my song:

All you dogs hug your pussy like this
Wag your tail, don't stop, don't miss
All you dogs hug your pussy like this
Wag your tail, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Hug it good, hug the pussy just like you should
Right now, hug it good
Hug the pussy just like you should
My dog, my cat
Hug my pussy and my Zack!

[ chorus ]
My dog, my cat
Hug my pussy and my Zack!
My dog, my cat
Hug my pussy and my Zack!

First you gotta put your arms into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Scratch the dog all night long, hug the cat back to the front
Then hug it gently til I smile and laugh, doggy
Make sure I keep huggin soft kitty
All over your face and stuff
Furry cat show me so much love
The best hugs comes from a dog
The dog good dog, big and fun
Slow huggin til the crack of dawn
On the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, huggin so much fun
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, hug it now, hug it good
Hug the pussy just like you should
Right now, hug it good
Hug the pussy just like you should

[ chorus ]

You might roll poops, you might have pees
But use the littler box, kitty, please
A dog likes stinkies, scoop what you sees
Dog owners know what I mean
At the park so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' dogs watchin' me
So hot in the summer, on green
With a plastic bag in my pocket, so mean
I gotta pick up the poop I need
Put it in the trash, satisfies me
Try doin that, I'll make you see
I'm careful, aint got shit on me

[ chorus ]

Original nsfw lyrics here.

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