Nobody believed me when I mentioned that Paris Hilton has a pair of gnarled claws. They seem to have overlooked the lyrics to this classic Kim Carnes song :

Her hair is Harlowe gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands look sorta old
She's got Paris Hilton hands
She'll flick her nail clippings on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York blow
She got Paris Hilton hands

And she'll grease you
She'll unease you
Her clompers will really squeeze you
She's precocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a beer can crush
She got an auto mechanic's callouses, man
She's got Paris Hilton hands

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