Saturday, February 07, 2009
Florida
 It was cold and dark, so we went to Florida.
 They have rules in Florida.
 Glass bottles were banned, but bottled water is bad for the environment and society ... mainly because of its shape. In Florida, they have solved this problem.
 Now sea animals can choke to death on 30% less plastic ...
 ... and have their sex organs rearranged by 30% less estrogen mimics.
 The Celebrity Cruise ship could help the environment by using 30% less celebrity. For example, they could hire Dane Cook as their stand-up guy.
 Fortunately, there are no rules against key lime pie.
 Even better, we found a La Michoacana popsicle store.
 After a sunny week, we flew back home to the moon.
11:17 PM
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