It says a lot about theatre writer Richard Ouzounian -- as a human being -- that he could peddle this PR firm's wet dream of a paragraph about Steven Page's drug bust in today's Toronto Star:

It says a lot about Page as a human being that, during his evening from hell, his primary worry wasn't about his career or his future but for his children and how they were going to take the news.

It says even more about all those parents -- as human beings -- who didn't get busted for being cokeheads in Syracuse.

"Only I can know whether or not I trust myself," he concludes, "and realize that I'm making decisions that are the right ones not just for me, but for my kids and our future."

What the hell does that mean? And people wonder -- as human beings -- why newspapers are going belly up. Did Paris Hilton's PR strategists come up with that "children" crap? From wikipedia:

Page also hired the Sitrick And Company public relations firm, who reportedly also managed Paris Hilton's legal issues, to help him handle his situation.

When Page was first busted, I liked hearing about a music star actually acting the way you'd expect. But seeing him choose this 'Second Virginity-Disney-Purity Ring' career PR strategy over the more appropriate 'Tortured Artist' explanation ... well -- as a human being -- you've lost me.

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