Some things are just baffling ...for example, why would anyone want to see the movie Repo: The Genetic Opera performed with a shadow cast? Of all the event notices that come through facebook, this is the one that floored me the most. Repo is not just a bad movie ... it's freakin' unwatchable.

I know, I watched it and my eyes started to bleed lard from the boredom.

I hoped I'd stumbled on a new cult classic -- or even non-classic -- but the experience ended up being the same as when I rented Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. The Jesus flick turned out to be someone's dull home movie put together by people who'd never heard of the word "SCREENPLAY". Repo has a "script" and "effects" and "music" ... but the leaden tone that makes the film about as much fun as drinking cement. Imagine The Rocky Horror Picture Show performed and scored by the leaders of North Korea. Even the surprise of seeing an acquaintance get murdered before the opening credits didn't help. Everyone I know gets murdered before the opening credits ...

Anyhow, go figure. If you're going to shadow a bad flick, why would you pick this over AVP: Requiem?

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