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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
A Helping Hand
Considering the situation, I knew there was one person -- one who had helped before -- who could deal with the telepathic kitty situation. That person was The Amazing Ray, P.I. I contacted him on Instant Messenger ...
KRULLFAN45: hey
SLAMMIN2NITE: hows drawin
KRULLFAN45: good
KRULLFAN45: i need some help
KRULLFAN45: Fergus the Cat with ultra-telepathy is trying to get me
SLAMMIN2NITE: i hate that cat
KRULLFAN45: can you help?
SLAMMIN2NITE: sure
SLAMMIN2NITE: hey, did you ever give anita my info?
KRULLFAN45: yeah, sorry, she's not interested
KRULLFAN45: agreeing to dating on the blog tipped her karma
KRULLFAN45: she's been getting asked out constantly ever since
KRULLFAN45: so she doesn't need the internets
SLAMMIN2NITE: did you even put in a good word for me?
SLAMMIN2NITE: well????????????????????????
KRULLFAN45: listen
SLAMMIN2NITE: what?
KRULLFAN45: interest is never reciprocated. all love is unrequited
KRULLFAN45: look at this graphic
 SLAMMIN2NITE: just one date
SLAMMIN2NITE: that's all
SLAMMIN2NITE: coffee or something
KRULLFAN45: sorry man
KRULLFAN45: you can't argue with the graphic
SLAMMIN2NITE: won't i ever find love
KRULLFAN45: oh yeah
KRULLFAN45: you'll have a big wedding with ten bridesmaids
SLAMMIN2NITE: you think
KRULLFAN45: i KNOW
 KRULLFAN45: so can you help me out
KRULLFAN45: with this fergus thing
SLAMMIN2NITE: I got just the kitty for the job
SLAMMIN2NITE: Ann Kitty-Coulter IV
SLAMMIN2NITE: she has mega-telekinesis
SLAMMIN2NITE: she can hurl her poops at enemies at the speed of sound
SLAMMIN2NITE: thats a joke
SLAMMIN2NITE: except its not
KRULLFAN45: thanks
KRULLFAN45: i owe you one
SLAMMIN2NITE: just lay low for a few days. ill get back 2 u
SLAMMIN2NITE: and watch your back
12:38 AM
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