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Sunday, July 10, 2005
The Continuation of the Continuing Story Continues
 Amber and I were reading the Saturday papers.
BLAMB: Apparently, black is the new black.
AMBER: Hey, what happened in the story you were telling about telling your friends about what happened in France?
BLAMB: Where was I?
AMBER: You had just escaped from the police and were on the run. There was a shark with you.
BLAMB: Well, it was a sunny afternoon and we were relaxing in the shade. Neil and Jan thought the whole tale sounded preposterous ...
Two weeks ago
NEIL: You escaped from the police because they thought you looked like some guy from CNBC? That's preposterous.
JAN: This whole story sounds like some silly thing you made up ...
 Before I could continue, Amber cut in.
AMBER: Who do you look like from CNBC?
BLAMB: Nobody. It's part of the story, you'll see.
AMBER: And who was Cecile? And where's Quon'dar?
BLAMB: It's all part of the story.
AMBER: Okay, keep going.
BLAMB: I was arguing with Neil and Janet about the truth of my fiction ... er, story:
Two weeks ago
BLAMB: It's true!
NEIL: There are a lot of gaps. Who was Cecile? Where's Quon'dar?
JAN: What about that scrambled word? What did it mean?
BLAMB: Only the first two lines were encoded. Can't you see it?
H1T8X13
JAN: Is it some kind of pin code?
BLAMB: If you unscramble the letters, they form this:
THX1138
NEIL: The title of a George Lucas movie.
BLAMB: Exactly.
NEIL: What does it mean?
BLAMB: That's the key to unlocking the first two sentences. Once you figure it out, they make sense. Can you see it now?
NEIL: Wait ... yeah! It's so OBVIOUS!
Back in the present ...
 AMBER: It's not obvious at all!
BLAMB: The clues reveal the great secret artifact that we'd soon encounter.
AMBER: It's not going to be something lame, is it?
BLAMB: It's going to be REALLY AMAZING.
AMBER: Really amazing?
BLAMB: Sure, why not?
AMBER: 'Cause if it ends with you babysitting Jesus' grandkids, you can quit now ...
7:00 PM
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