Don't Fall in Love With Sharky

My assistant, Lily, was doodling when she should have been filing.

LILY SMITSON: Are you going to see Sharky at that movie thing, tonight?

BLAMB: He said he'd be there.

LILY: Will you give him this card I made?

BLAMB: Er ... Have you been dating Sharky?

LILY: He's just amazing!

BLAMB: He gets around, you know. He dates a lot of women and it always ends badly. Didn't you hear about the blow-out with Maria?

LILY: He just hasn't found the right person.

BLAMB: You're the right person?

LILY: I understand him.

BLAMB: Do you understand his drinking problem?

LILY: I understand that he hurts.

BLAMB: He hurts?

LILY: Because he hasn't found love. Because he's alone. Because nobody really cares for him.

BLAMB: Because he's a jerk?

LILY: You're the jerk.

BLAMB: I just don't want to see you get hurt.

LILY: Really?

BLAMB: You might mess up the filing if you're heartbroken.

 

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