Just When You Thought Nature Was Safe ...

Previously:
1 - They Meet
2 - Orders

Belinda Stronach the Giraffe convinced Peter MacKay the Polar Bear to cross the tundra to meet Stephen Harper the Elephant ...



STRONACH: Okay, buddy. I brought him ... go easy on him. He's just a boy.

HARPER: Whoa ... Who's a boy? Who are you? Who am I? What is I? Did you know that 'i' is the only letter in I?

STRONACH: Oh crap, he's on another 'soul journey'.

HARPER: I can see the aura of your soul crackling like lightning across the surface of your body. I can see the colour of your smell.

STRONACH: ... great.

HARPER: I can hear the future. I can taste the past.

MACKAY: He's sounds different ...

HARPER: Peter? Is that you?

STRONACH: It's him, Stephen.

HARPER: Why are you so afraid, Peter?

MACKAY: The world is getting warmer and I ain't got no fish!

HARPER: No, man. The world isn't getting warmer, it's staying the same while the universe grows colder.

MACKAY: Huh?

HARPER: It's all part of the great, intelligent design.

STRONACH: Peter is thinking about joining us.

HARPER: Peter already joined us. He's always joined us, he always will. He just hasn't embraced the union, man.

MACKAY: Wow, he's so deep.

HARPER: I'm so thin I'm transparent, I have no mass, I am energy shaped and crafted by the Creator.

STRONACH: You're stoned.

MACKAY: Something has really changed, this is not the man I hated.

HARPER: Hate is arbitrary, man.

MACKAY: Tell me more!

 

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