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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Nature's X-treme Wonder Presents ...
Jennifer Aniston the Bear burst into Angelina Jolie the Bear's trailer ...
 JENN: What the fuck do you have to say for yourself, BITCH?
JOLIE: Who are you calling a 'bitch', WHORE?
JENN: I'm calling you a bitch cause you're a fucking BITCH!
JOLIE: Well I'm not the person yelling. You're the one who sounds like a BITCH.
JENN: So you think this is funny? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE, SLUT?
JOLIE: Fuck you, little girl.
JENN: Are you calling me a 'little girl'?
 JOLIE: I'll call you something different when you grow up.
JENN: Come on, let's go, BITCH.
JOLIE: You want a piece of me?
JENN: I'll tear you apart!
JOLIE: You want a piece of me?
JENN: You're going DOWN!!! ... I'm gonna rip your fucking head off! I"M GONNA FUCKING BEAT THE LIVING SHIT RIGHT OUT OF YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! ...
SLAP!
Angelina Jolie slapped Jenn on the cheek. Startled, Jenn held her face in her paw for a moment as tears welled up in her eyes. She began to sob.
JOLIE: Come on, now. You don't have to cry.
 JENN: SOB!
JOLIE: No, no ... don't cry!
JENN: [blubbering] Why are you doing this to me?
JOLIE: I'm not doing anything to you.
JENN: He doesn't even touch me anymore. Every night Brad comes home from working on this movie and he says he's too tired to do anything. He just goes to bed.
JOLIE: It's a difficult shoot. We're all tired. He's tired. I'm tired. Everybody is tired.
JENN: So you're not fucking him?
JOLIE: Oh, tosh! Nooooooo ...
JENN: [teary] Really?
JOLIE: Of course not. Chap's not even my type.
JENN: It's just hard work?
JOLIE: Bloody hard work.
JENN: Oh.
JOLIE: There.
JENN: [sniff, sniff] Um.
JOLIE: Guess you'd best be running along.
JENN: I guess I'd better.
JOLIE: Don't worry your pretty little head, everything will be back to normal when the movie's done.
JENN: Yes. Yes it will!
Beaming, Jennifer Aniston walked away with a joyful spring in her step.
Previously:
1 - Brad & Jenn
2 - The Pitch
3 - Angelina
1:30 AM
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