Starts Friday

Rhinoceros Eyes is on the cover of today's EYE WEEKLY. The films opens on Friday. Sharky spoke with the film's director, Aaron Woodley, last week ...

SHARKY: Hey, man. I'm tapped out. Buy me a drink.

WOODLEY: You sound like you've had plenty.

SHARKY: Plenty is good. Plenty more is plenty better.

WOODLEY: Maybe not in this case.

SHARKY: I watched your movie tonight; it was pretty weird. What's your next project? Blue Velvet II?

WOODLEY: I'm directing a film starring Mariah Carey.

SHARKY: What? Wow! I love Mariah Carey! I'm her biggest fan!

WOODLEY: What's your favourite song?

SHARKY: You know ... that one ... um ... uhhhh ... I LOVE THEM ALL!

WOODLEY: You don't have a favourite?

SHARKY: Oh, oh! I like that one that goes:
Too high, Can't come down
Losin' my head, Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

WOODLEY: That's not Mariah Carey.

SHARKY: Sure it is.

WOODLEY: I think it's Britney Spears.

SHARKY: Have you ever listened to Mariah Carey? It's freakin' Mariah Carey.

WOODLEY: That's not even her style or ...

SHARKEY: Where's a freakin' computer? Google it if you don't believe me.

WOODLEY: You don't need a computer. You're wrong.

SHARKY: If I'm wrong, will you buy me a drink?

WOODLEY: Yes ... wait, I mean no!

SHARKY: Too late! SCORE!

VIDEO: NSFW preview clip.
Review & interview. [ twitch ]

 

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