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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Nature's X-treme Wonder Presents ...
Previously on World's Scariest Animal Relationships:
1 - Brad & Jenn
2 - The Pitch
3 - Angelina
4 - Confrontation
The story picks up forty years later ...
JENNIFER ANISTON THE BEAR: They're late.
BRAD PITT THE LION: It's five minutes to seven. You were early.
JENN: They should be here by now.
BRAD: We said we'd meet at seven!
JENN: It's seven now.
BRAD: It's five minutes to seven.
JENN: What time is it?
BRAD: I told you. It's five minutes to seven!
 ANGELINA JOLIE THE BEAR: 'Ello, you two. I 'ave some bad news for you.
JENN: You're late.
BRAD: No she's not. She's right on time.
ANGELINA: Aaron Carter the Frog can't make it. He's at the doctor right now. They think he broke his hip.
BRAD: Fuck. We need four to play.
JENN: We don't need four.
BRAD: You need four people to play computer cards.
JENN: We can play with three.
BRAD: How the fuck are we going to play with three?
JENN: We'll just play.
BRAD: We can't!
ANGELINA: I can give Ernie Hudson a dingle. He'll fill in.
BRAD: The Ghostbuster? He's a thousand years old!
ANGELINA: You're no spring chicken.
JENN: Who's Ernie Hudson?
BRAD: The Ghostbuster!
JENN: What?
BRAD: THE FUCKING GHOSTBUSTER!
 JENN: Ernie Hudson?
BRAD: YES!
ANGELINA: Shall I ding him?
BRAD: Maybe we should just dial into the Global Superconciousness.
ANGELINA: Oh, come on! Do you think we'd win a single hand against the Superconciousness?
BRAD: That's what the kids do.
ANGELINA: You're not a kid, sunshine. Besides, kids don't play computer cards.
JENN: Sunshine makes me happy.
BRAD: Well, I don't want to play fucking computer cards with fucking Ernie Hudson the Ghostbuster.
ANGELINA: Fine. Let's skip this week.
BRAD: Another week? We've been skipping a lot of weeks because of Aaron. Can't you find a healthier fourth?
ANGELINA: He's a good player.
BRAD: He's got a colostomy bag and it reeks.
ANGELINA: I don't even know if I want to keep playing cards.
BRAD: Why don you just fucking ... nnahhh, nah ... uughhhh ...
ANGELINA: What is it?
BRAD: ... uuuuuhhhhnnnnn...
JENN: Brad?
ANGELINA: Oh my god, I think he's having a stroke!
JENN: BRAD?
ANGELINA: Dial 911!
JENN: BRAD!!! BRAD!!!
ANGELINA: Jenn, dial for help. Dial for help.
JENN: BRAD!! NOO!! BRAD!!!
ANGELINA: Dial for help, Jenn ... dial ...
12:35 AM
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