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Monday, October 25, 2004
Recap
The story so far ...
Here's what happened: back in September, my blog was infested by a horde of Phil Collins but the noble Jedi Knight, Scooby Kenobi, used the Peter Gabriel Neutron Bomb to clean 'em out. And all seemed well and good and I went back to eating my seasonal candy ...
However, the Peter Gabriel Neutron Bomb weakened my blog's immune system and a month later it became infected with a 180 km tall, tran-dimensional Kenny Rogers. The solution to the problme was to hire a submarine and a crew, enter Kenny Rogers' body through the large toe, and start the long trek to his brain to find a solution.
The crew consists of a bunch of bloggers:
CAPTAIN CHRISTIE, an ace pilot
DAVE, her imaginary pet turtle
LT. ARMCHAIR, someone with some sort of expertise
DR. CHIP, a greedy and somewhat untrustworthy medical officer
JEN, our science officer
ROBOT, a robot
and ULTRA-BABY, a telepathic super-being
As soon as we entered Kenny, we were detained by a fleet of US military submarines who informed us that the Confedrate Army had found a dimensional doorway from the year 1862 that gave them access to Kenny Rogers and now the Americans were refighting the US Civil War inside the singer. In exchange for an armed escort, I agreed to "neutralize" a US operative, codename: EAGLE, who had gone off and was fighting the South his way.
We continuted up the leg and had our first run-in with the frightening Ice Queen, whose minions nearly destroyed out sub. After a narrow escape, we resupplied at the knee and are now just about to rendezvous with our escort at the hip. From there, we cross into Confederate territory, which we must travel through to get to the brain, the EAGLE and home.
THIS WEEK: Kenny Rogers is off the blog ... OR BUST!
9:21 AM
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