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Monday, November 01, 2004
Blogloose and Kenny-free!
And Kenny Rogers vanished, leaving this blog clean and clear! Here's a recap of events for those of you who just come here for the sparkly pictures:
After a terrible Phil Collins infestation, my blog became infected with Kenny Rogers. Here's the recap of the first half.
Once inside Kenny Rogers, we met up with Col. Brenda who escorted our submarine to the hip bone. The exciting battle at the hip included commentary by the director and Regis Philbin. After the battle, we stumbled across a simulated southern plantation where the real Eva (btw, she's at it again) was living with a bunch of simulated people. The Ice Queen and her squid-monkey Ice Wraiths attacked us and kidnapped Dr. Chip.
After escaping from the Ice Queen, we stopped at a small depot where the soldiers were all shell-shocked and bonkers. Then, as we tried to bypass the heart we wound up boarding a ghost ship and, took a trip through the centre of the heart. Emerging at the teeth, we survived a huge battle, inadvertently thanks to the Ice Queen, who we melted anyways. Dr. Chip rejoined the crew, but Captain Christie wanted to keel-haul him for betraying us.
At the end, I was forced to stare deeply into the eyes of Don Henley from the Eagles and realize that the heart of darkness, was indeed, my own. Fortunately, I also had magic shoes and that's how I finally got Kenny off the blog.
I think we all learned a valuable lesson: make sure your blogs get their shots!
Now, a big round of applause for the cast of local bloggers:
AllThingsChristie ... Captain Christie
Armchair Garbageman ... Lt. Armchair
Chip Tijuana ... Dr. Chip
Circadian Shift ... Jen
Easterblog ... Eva
Ice Queen ... Ice Queen
moot point ... Col. Brenda
Robot Johnny ... The Robot
Rusty Robot ... Dave the Imaginary Turtle
Secret Storm ... Secret Storm
Radio Weisblogg ... The Crazy Journalist
and Ultra-Baby as herself!
Yes they've all come to meet me,
In the shade of that ol' oak tree,
It's good, to touch,
The green, green grass of my blog ...
10:28 PM
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